Scenes from a Thursday!

Coworker: Hey Joe, you got a hair cut.

Me: Yeah.

Coworker: …More like, you got them all cut!

Me: *throat clear*

Coworker: Get it? Because you didn’t get just one hair cut, you had all of them cut.

Me: I understand. Technically what you said was correct, because the word ‘hair’ refers to both the singular and the plural. Like ‘deer’, or ‘fish’.

Coworker:
…Man, you’re an asshole.