Scenes from a Thursday!
Coworker: Hey Joe, you got a hair cut.
Me: Yeah.
Coworker: …More like, you got them all cut!
Me: *throat clear*
Coworker: Get it? Because you didn’t get just one hair cut, you had all of them cut.
Me: I understand. Technically what you said was correct, because the word ‘hair’ refers to both the singular and the plural. Like ‘deer’, or ‘fish’.
Coworker: …Man, you’re an asshole.
