Live Tweet: Julie and Julia
Spent the first morning of the decade watching the 2k9 film Julie and Julia. I thought it’d be fitting to tweet my thoughts slash musings about it while I completely ignore my hangover:
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About to live tweet Julie & Julia.
Julia Childs died getting choked during rough sex, right?
Julie’s story takes place now. Julia’s story is back in the 60s. There has to be a time machine in this. Nice.
“ooh. There’s blogging in this! You love blogging!” my mom, if she was here.
One wonders what Julia’s culinary experience would have been like if the Nazis still occupied France.
Julia Childs shares the same body type as Shaq.
Julie’s husband wants to bone. Only bone she’s concerned with is a ham bone. The story’s conflict has arrived!
I will make a Gordon Ramsey dish every day. My blog will be called Joe & Gordia.
Julia’s sister visits in France. They had a lovely dinner, and for dessert they stomped on a couple buildings. These broads are tall.
Julia is cold blooded when it comes to publishing rights. She’s also a commie. This broad is all over the map!
Julia childs wrote a French cookbook for Americans. I’m tweeting about Julie & Julia for deaf people. The parallels are staggering.
Julie’s mom is such a bitch.
Julia childs died in 2K4. Her death bed confession “I love my husbad, my fans, and White Castle.”
Working title for Childs cookbook: Noise For Your Dome Piece.
“nothing is impossible. Except time travel and cyborgs.” J. Childs
At the Julia Child’s Smithsonian exhibit there’s a huge velvet painting of her D’ing up MJ under the boards at the United Center.
When ever Julia Childs would make a save in the kitchen, she’d raise her and and say “and one”.
Movie is over. Now watching to special features. Yeah. Seriously.
The real Julie Powell is to Amy Adams as the the real Joe Avella is to 30 mega-Johnny Depps.
Meryl Streep “remember that pile of shit Mama Mia I was in? WTF am I right??!”
They should rename the behind the scenes featurette “Meryl Streep Is So Fucking Great”.
This concludes the Julie & Julia live tweeting. 2K10: so far so good.
