Archive for May 2009

 
 

Watch Your Movie

During the writing process I’ve taken time to sit down and ‘watch my movie’. Yes, the very movie I’m writing. What do I mean?

With a pile of note cards representing your movie, go through them and watch those scenes in your head. Scene after scene, until you get through the whole stack.

Don’t rush it. Let the characters talk. Let the action happen.

This is a great way to understand your film before it’s written. It’s awkward at first, but you’ll see any major errors or inconsistencies that need to be smoothed out. I’ve done this twice already and it’s helped immensely. It’s great for me as a director also because I’m seeing it in shots, cuts, and edits. I’m already editing this film and I haven’t shot anything yet!

Do it with a stopwatch to gauge how long it’s currently running. Have a notepad handy to jot down any ideas or corrections you notice along the way.

Here’s what a stopwatch looks like, in case you forgot:

Write with Cast and Locations in Mind!

Sorry for the lack of updates, I’m moving this week. Got to put all my props, wigs, lights and other useful film making junk in boxes. Haven’t had a lot of time to work on the script, but I’m a little ahead of schedule anyway. Here’s a few things about casting and locations I’ve been keeping in mind while writing:

Casting: While writing the script, I’ve had specific people in mind for various parts. Some I had in mind at the beginning, some popped into my head while it developed. I’ve been lucky enough to meet great comedic actors over the past few years of shorts making, so I have a solid roster of reliable actors and what they have to offer. When shooting indie and on the cheap, you need actors who are cool and easy to get along with. You’ll be spending a lot of time with these people, so talent you get along with is crucial.

No complainers…
No whiners…
Actors who are reliable.

No disrespect to my future cast, but I’d rather pick a so-so actor who is pleasant to be around than a ‘great’ actor who’s a pain in the ass.

Don’t be so uptight about your script, either. It’s very important to give your actors a little wiggle room with their part. Since I’m writing with specific people in mind, most of which I’ve worked with before, I know what they’re capable of. Let them make it their own. You’re guaranteed to get a better performance that way than if you are a bossy dick and demand they do it ‘your way’. Get over yourself. As the director/filmmaker, it’s your responsibility to rein them in when they get off track, but let yo playaz play homey.

Locations: I took inventory of my free locations before I started writing. Do this. Seriously.

Apartments.
Work locations.
Parent’s house.
Cousin’s wine store.
Buddy’s crazy car.

I made a note of all the locations and props I could get for free and I’m writing them into the script.

Why spend X amount of months laboring over your submarine murder-mystery when you have no submarine?!

I personally can write for locations I’ve been to better than some made up place I hope to find. There’s a temptation to write a local location in, assuming you’ll be able to shoot there. Before you commit your script to the local, pop in there and feel them out. I’ve done this plenty of times, and believe me, they almost always say no!

What’s this for?
Who are you with?
How much will you pay me?

Forget it. I’ve gotten lucky from time to time, but it’s rare, and I can’t count on it! If you have a person on the inside, or a relationship with the owner of the home or business, is so much easier. The most important thing about shooting a location is: get the owner’s permission, and be perfectly honest about what you’re shooting. The owner reserves the right to pull the plug at anytime, and can take legal action if they don’t like how their establishment is portrayed, or the content of your film as a whole. Another reason to use locations of family and friends.

Remember: We’re not spending money for a reason. I’m not making the Dark Knight. This is a challenge to push myself to my creative limits. I’m doing this to become a great filmmaker, and to be that my creative muscles have to be rock hard. Put the credit card apps down and pick up a pen. Using people you know and locations you have access to doesn’t cripple your creative genius, or whatever film school nonsense makes you believe you need to spend a fortune on your film. I bet your ‘Battleships in Outer Space’ idea will redefine the entertainment business as we know it. Until you got a studio kissing your feet and throwing money at you, put that project aside. Making a film for free is not easy. That’s the point.

Ebbs and Flows

Almost done going through my cards and I’m already sitting on about 52 hand-written pages. If I continue this, I’ll have 55-60 when I’m done with the cards. Right now, that seems like not enough. That’s OK because trying to get the story out right now, so I’ve glossed over some bits. I also didn’t have anything great for some of the cards at this time, so I know I’ll be revisiting them later. Let those scenes “incubate” for now.

I want to make this first draft as structured as possible. More structure than necessary. It’s like getting a solid frame built for your house. It’s not time yet to add hip furniture, Joe. Chill out!

My free writing has gone off on tangents; some good and some bad. I’ll plow through all the pages and see if any themes show up. I’ll admit some of the stuff I’m writing doesn’t have a lot to do with the initially ideas or plot I had in mind. This is a good thing, I think. I hope! Steven King said you shouldn’t worry about plot. All he does is pick the situation and start writing. From then on, it’s finding the story and seeing where it goes.

Besides, the rules I set are mine and therefore I can break them, damn it! That’s what writing this screenplay has been: a series of ebbs and flows between structure and free writing. We’ll soon see what I got and how it worked out…

My Filmmaking Required Reading

There are a million books about film making. Yes, one million. Exactly 1,000,000.

What all those million books about film making, writing, directing or whatever have in common is they are all useless. Sorry to be a dick about it. Reading several books about any artistic craft, I feel, is “paralysis by analysis”. Put that shit down and go do it!

(…and now I enter hypocrite town)

I have, however, come across a few that I think are pretty good. These books have inspired me to make films. Specifically, they speak to my DIY ethic. When I thumb through the pages of these books, I feel very inspired to put them down and get to work. That’s a funny notion: these books are great because they make me want to put them down.

We’re doing this for free, so don’t go out and buy these. Ask for them for your birthday. Or maybe steal them. That’s right, I said go steal something. What? I’m not the Pope.

Make Your Own Damn Movie by Lloyd Kaufman




The book that started it all for me. Every aspect of filmmaking is covered in this one, with great stories and interesting footnotes. Lloyd speaks with a passion about filmmaking I rarely hear in other filmmakers.

Rebel Without A Film Crew by Robert Rodriguez


The 10-Minute film School appendix of this book is worth the price alone. Or you could go to the library and Xerox it for about 50 cents. The book is mostly the diary Robert kept while making El Mariachi, his $7000 hit indie flick. With the simple rule: Spend No Money, we go on a ride with Robert that starts at a medical test clinic and ends at Sundance. Inspirational to say the least.

On Writing by Steven King


Steven King is the man. No question. Who else better to get the straight dope on the reality of being a writer? Even if you don’t like his books, his reflections and advice are incredible and practical. “Life isn’t a support system for art. It’s the other way around.” -SK

Ignore Everyone by Hugh MacLeod


(Previously know as the online manifesto “How to Be Creative”)
Advertising guru turned cartoon guru turned internet icon turned author. Hugh was worked as a creative professional for a very long time, and wrote this manifesto about his observations of life as a creative. Doesn’t matter what you’re into, all passions can be funneled through this book. Check his site gapingvoid.com

Midwest Teen Sex Show Makes It Official

My friends over at the Midwest Teen Sex Show have announced their plans to make a pilot for Comedy Central…

I was lucky enough to work on two episodes of MTSS (Prom & Condoms), and it was a blast. Awesome people, awesome show, awesome everything. There’s no doubt in my mind this show will be a bigger hit than the Golden Girls, and almost as sexy.

If  you’re  concerned that the show will go all Hollywood or MTSS will “sell out”, allow them to squash those rumors now.

Booyah! Congrats!

(Below: On the set of the ‘Prom’ episode, where things got real.)