Jimmy John’s is NOT playing around!
When you order a slim sandwich at Jimmy John’s, their strict ‘meat and cheese only’ policy is ruled with an iron fist! Let me paint you the scenario:
AVES (me)
Can I get mayo on that slim?
JIMMY JOHN HIMSELF
You’ll have packets!
His disgust of my question was palpable! I hear if you ask for mustard they throw the packets on the floor and say, ‘go get ‘em you cheap bastard.’
So heads up on the slim orders.
Also, and I can’t stress this enough, if you’re getting that foutian soda to go: taste before you leave. Another lunch with brown tonic water. B.O.O.H.O.O.
